So, here is a collection of all the things you're looking for:

Firstly, let's talk about my work. This site is designed to be a self portrait of how I think, my patterns, my personality, and my weaknesses. It’s not trying to impress, but rather be accurate and honest. 

If you have time, here it is:

Full Portfolio

But, I'm assuming that you are looking for more of a shortcut to the pertinent work:

Conversion Rate Optimization

The next question is a link my resume. Linkedin is ridiculous and since you're already here, go for it:

Now, here's a bit about myself:

I’m a designer from Richmond, VA. My degree is in Interior Design etc. etc. 

All of these things you can get from my resume. This is what you can’t:

Monotony and boredom are my biggest fears. This isn’t to say that I don’t enjoy repetitive tasks as there is a certain meditative quality to them. What I mean by this is that people that are averse to change scare the hell out of me. I tend to avoid them like the plague. 

What I’m good at is creating experiences. This can be the experience of an object, a website, a space, - whatever. I appreciate the unexpected as this way it’s remembered.

All of these things are illustrated in my site, but here are some highlights:

In conclusion, the purpose of this page is to start a conversation. Let's learn more about each other? 

What are your challenges? 

Who are you looking for? 

The easiest way, I think is just to begin right now!