Welcome to my site! How are you doing? That’s not an empty pleasantry, really, are you doing ok?

With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?

If you’re reading this, I’m looking for work. Who do you work for?

And now we get to the good part. Are you hiring?

Anyways, let’s talk!

Look at you - breaking rules on the regular.

Have some Mario!

Arrow keys to move

"S" to start, to select level, and to jump